Now THIS is what pisses ME off…
Worthless bitches. The one person I hate more than any other life form on Earth is a mooch. Now if you don’t know what a mooch is, it’s someone who has the fuckin’ balls to ask for shit because they are too lazy to get a job and so they have no money. The stupid part is, PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE THEM SHIT!!! It absolutely blows my mind. I know one of these slimy little cockroaches and it annoys the fuck out of me, it’s like when a baby cries. It annoys you to the point where you wanna punch it, but you can’t because, well ya know, it’s a baby. Now this guy I know is the definition of a mooch. His face should be plastered by it in the dictionary.
The last time I hung out with this so called “friend” he decided to get my roommate to buy his food for him. The sad part is he actually did it. The even more sad part is that my roommate was so broke they had to use change to go eat at Pizza Ranch. CHANGE!! It’s like they sat on the corner all day begging for change like a homeless person to be able to afford this one meal. Not only that, but he got some stupid bitch of a girl to give him $10 so he could order a pizza that same damn night! I can’t take how people can help out these greedy little cheap skates who don’t have jobs and don’t even shower. This fuck stayed at my house for a weekend and not once did he take a shower or brush his teeth. He started to smell like the inside of one of the Two Girls One Cup girls’ mouths. I don’t even know how he has friends. And don’t be a dumbass and think, “but you must have invited him over.” NO!! He knows we have a party house and just randomly shows up and stays the weekend, and I’m too nice of a guy to kick his lazy, broke, bad hygiene having ass out of my house. The next time he shows up I’m gonna tell everyone that if they give him money I’ll break every last bone in their bodies. I just wanna see if this mooch can survive a weekend without any food. Honestly I hope he can’t.
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