Now THIS is what pisses ME off…
I was out at the bar last Friday night as usual with some friends. We were at our favorite bar and loving every second of it, after all, drunken debauchery is the best kind of debauchery. After a few pitchers of Bud Light with the crew, I decided to go have a smoke. As I was going outside some Jersey Shore lookin’ punk bumped into me. I just kept walking like nothing happened, it really didn’t bother me that much…Until he said “excuse you buddy” in the exact right tone to piss me off. At that point, I jumped to the 9th level of anger, and I only have like…6 levels. So needless to say I was a little upset. Then I told him that he was the one that bumped into me. This turned into a very heated argument about what happened, and him trying to assert his manhood. Then I realized that this guy was just trying to pick a fight with me. Finally after many “Fuck you’s” and threats were exchanged I decided that I was a little bit furious. I was done talking, and it was time to take this outside. Once I said “Fuck it! Let’s take this outside then.” He stops being tough and says “Naw dude, it’s cool, my bad for bumpin’ into ya.”
