The Rant Pack

This is the best music video you will see all day, and possibly the rest of your life.

I don’t mind movies geared to the female audience. Some of them are funny. And when I say “some of them,” I mean SOME of them.

Not long ago I agreed with my girlfriend to go see Made of Honor. I agreed considering my tolerance of such movies has built up over the years. After all, I drag her to movies built on muscle, explosions, ass-kicking, and sheer testosterone.

But I was overconfident when I stepped into the theater that night, oblivious to the torture that was laid out before me.

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One of my favorite blogs, gizmodo.com, has an interesting profile on this tacky, yet amusing item called the BBQ Sword.

I have some serious questions about this product, like:

1) Why hasn’t this been invented earlier?

2) If it comes with a Zorro-like mask, where’s the cape?

3) Will there be other BBQ accessories, like a spatula and brush?

4) If I buy this product, am I a jackass?

When I’m BBQ-ing, I’m dealing with propane, flames and sometimes cerveza. If I add the BBQ Sword to the mix, I think I’ll seriously be in the BBQ-nerd zone.

ARRRRRRR!

I can’t stop going to the new Nob Hill Bar and Grill. Here’s what’s calling me back:

1) Awesome steak knives. When cutting meat, I feel like I’m performing surgery with a high-tech instrument. The knives look like they came out of a futuristic ninja movie or something.

2) Young’s Double Chocolate Stout - Yes, they serve chocolate beer. Chocolate and beer, together. It sounds strange, but it works well.

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Where else can you find an excellent ad like this?

PINK PLASTIC LAWN FLAMINGOS

three pink plastic lawn flamingos, the momma, the daddy and two babies. in good shape except the momma has a bullet hole. will trade for a good dog or weed eater, will also consider any kind of alcohol as long as it ain’t been opened up.

I just finished a “steak and tater” burrito with green chile from Don Marcial Mexican Food. Best two dollars I’ve spent in a very long time! The chile was just hot enough, the steak was tender, and the tortilla was homemade. Piping hot and served with red salsa!

Want directions to Don Marcial? Just walk out your front door and there it is.

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Remember the first time someone showed you satellite view from Google maps?

“Hey, I can see my house!”

It all seemed fun and harmless when you were looking at an aerial view of your home, right?
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This morning’s Albuquerque Journal reports that APD are “looking into the possibility” that the person caught on video running over a woman at a Central-area bar might be APD Sgt. Andrew Gallegos.

Gallegos’ attorney declined to say whether or not his client is the person in question. Instead, he issued a statement emphasizing Gallegos’ 19 years in the service, blah, blah, blah.

So, no flat denial. Why not?

Because he did it!

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Oregon - New evidence reported by the Associated Press Thursday shows that humans roamed North America 1,000 years earlier than previously thought.

The evidence: Poop!
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