Now THIS is what pisses ME off….

Stupid Neighbors. It absolutely pisses me off when my neighbors get me in trouble for something that is technically their fucking fault. We don’t get our garbage taken away by the city. We get it taken by some local guy who picks up all the shit that we don’t need anymore twice a week instead of just once like those lazy city bastards (city workers piss me off too, for the record). Due to this fact we don’t get one of those blue humpback whale sized garbage cans that the city provides. We have a pretty big garbage can; it can hold a good 3 full sized garbage bags no problem. But our house…likes to get drunker than 10,000 Indians and lots of people like to join in on this mindless debauchery. So needless to say we have more garbage than the neighboring senior citizens we live by.

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

I was sitting around the house having a beer and watching “2 and a Half Men”, which is not as good with fuckin “Kelso” on it now.  My girlfriend walks into the room and decides to watch “her shows.” These include such shows as “Teen Mom” and “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”. Being the nice boyfriend that I am, I oblige. Then about 5 minutes into the show about those dark haired bimbos…I almost threw my drink at my 1600 dollar TV in order to shatter it just so I didn’t have to watch that shit anymore!

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

Worthless bitches. The one person I hate more than any other life form on Earth is a mooch. Now if you don’t know what a mooch is, it’s someone who has the fuckin’ balls to ask for shit because they are too lazy to get a job and so they have no money.  The stupid part is, PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE THEM SHIT!!! It absolutely blows my mind. I know one of these slimy little cockroaches and it annoys the fuck out of me, it’s like when a baby cries. It annoys you to the point where you wanna punch it, but you can’t because, well ya know,  it’s a baby. Now this guy I know is the definition of a mooch. His face should be plastered by it in the dictionary. Continue reading »

Now THIS is what pisses ME off…

Oh boy Ted…if you didn’t piss me off enough last time…you somehow did it again! You’re better at pissing me off than actually doing your job! To start off…I feel the need to tell you a little bit more about our dear friend Ted. Ted is about my age…and still lives at home. He claims he is living at home to save money…yet he buys all these toys, and shit he does not need. Like a motorcycle…or a golf cart…and takes work off to go on all these little “vacations” and brags about his toys…and how awesome his vacations were. The other day he says to me  “Oh dude, you should totally get a bike dude…they are so fun dude…dude.”

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Now THIS is what pisses ME off….

Teachers. They are supposed to be there to help educate you in the field of study you want to make a career of right? Well, I’ve met a couple teachers that shouldn’t be professors in any sort of secondary school. There are a few specific types of teachers that piss me off the most. So here’s a short list, and I’m sure I’ll be able to expand on this later…

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